Markets open 9–5, obviously

The future of Marquette, priced in.

Polymarquette is the prediction market for everything that happens at work. Will the meeting run long? Will the printer cooperate? Put your imaginary money where your mouth is.

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Will Friday’s 4:30 meeting get cancelled?

64% chance
75% 50% 25%
1.2M bagels vol. Ends Fri, 4:29 pm
Live
$0.00 Real money at stake
1.2M Bagels in trading volume
312 Meetings that could’ve been emails
100% Plausible deniability

Markets

What’s trading right now

How it works

Three steps to being right in Slack

No accounts, no money, no oversight. Just you, your instincts, and a deep knowledge of how long the Monday all-hands actually runs.

01

Pick a market

Browse questions about meetings, snacks, and the eternal thermostat war. If it happens at Marquette, it’s tradable.

02

Buy Yes or No

Shares trade between 1¢ and 99¢. The price is the crowd’s best guess. The crowd is mostly people in Finance.

03

Get paid in glory

When a market resolves, winners get bragging rights. Losers get to take notes at the next meeting.

Leaderboard

Bragging rights, quantified.

Every resolved market moves the board. The top spot gets the good parking space (not really). The bottom spot schedules the next all-hands (really).

“I made 400 bagels betting the ‘quick sync’ would run over an hour. It ran two.”
SASenior Analyst, allegedly
Top forecasters This week
  1. 1 SF Someone in Finance142 trades · 81% accurate +4,210bagels
  2. 2 SD The Standing Desk Enthusiast118 trades · 77% accurate +3,875bagels
  3. 3 I3 Intern #3203 trades · 74% accurate +2,940bagels
  4. 4 WY Whoever Labels Their Yogurt96 trades · 69% accurate +2,212bagels
  5. 5 IT IT (Probably)71 trades · 66% accurate +1,604bagels

FAQ

Questions, answered with confidence.

Still curious? Open a market on it.

Is this real money?

No. Not even a little. Volume is measured in bagels, and the bagels are also not real.

Is this allowed?

We opened a market on that. It’s currently trading at 3%.

Who resolves the markets?

Whoever is closest to the whiteboard when it happens. Disputes are settled by the office plant, whose rulings are final.

Can I trade on my own meetings?

That’s insider trading. Everyone does it. Please don’t tell the SEC (Snack Exchange Committee).

When does it launch?

Never. This is a landing page. But it’s a really nice one, isn’t it?

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